Shards of Shame, vol. 1 posted by gaedan on May 26, 2003 03:57 PMPST

Flops. Dissapointments. Plain old just horrid video games. You know you have a few of them. We all do. Inspired by some recent conversations of bad video games, our very own Dogmeat took to the sidewalks with a 15 pound maul, a Canon Powershot G2, an Everquest CD, and a mission.

Everquest: The Ruins of Kunark
Oh sure. Divided and controversial game to start with, some people love it, some people hate it, and some people like Dogmeat have it number 1 with a gun... or maul as it is. Everquest as we're all aware of is a game of great patience and endless frustration. Despite it's popularity, the love/hate relationship (or in Dog's case, hate/hate/kill) endures -- poor design decisions haunt the game even still, frustrating class dependance and a cauldron of tempers and item scarcity can drive the most mild mannered gamer to commit the ultimate sin -- Murder Most... "Maul"?

Dogmeat presents: The "Ruins" of "Ruins of Kunark"
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A Ruins of Kunark CD stares at you apprehensively -- looks like an easy fight. Common Maul -- 15/36 2hb Shuck it, McQuaid.
Dogmeat has slain a Kunark CD! Blah, didn't drop anything... where's the Velious CD? Remember kids, only YOU can prevent pets from choking on CD scraps!

(Got shards? Email pictures and I'll put em up!)



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