Baby Got (Blue) Back
words by Mentheren
original/music "Baby Got Back" by Sir-Mix-Alot

Oh. My. Tunare. Beckahy, look at her butt.
It is so blue. *scoff* She looks like,
one of those... Necromancer's girlfriends.
But, you know, who understands those Necromancers? *scoff*
They only talk to her, because,
she looks like a... total... rogue, 'kay?
I mean, her butt, is just so, in view. *scoff*
I can't belive it's so round, its like,
out there, I mean, gross. Look!
She's just so... BLUE.

I like blue butts and I can not lie
You other necros can't deny.
When a rogue walks in with an itty bitty waist
and a blue thang in your face,
you get sprung, wanna pull up tough.
Cause you notice that butt was in the buff!
Deep in those chaps she's wearin'
I'm hooked and I can't stop starin'
Oh baby, I wanna git wit'cha
and take yer picture,
My guildmates tried to warn me
But the butt you got makes me (me-so-horny!)
Ooh, rump-a-blue skin
You say you wanna get some twinks?
Well, use me, use me
'Cuase you ain't that average guildie
I've seen them /dance'n
The hail with roleplayin romancin'
She's wet, wet,
Got it goin' like a bardic jet.
I'm tired of magazines,
Saying woodie butts are the thing
Take the average Necro and ask him that,
She gotta pack blue back.
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hail yeah!)
Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)
Shake that healthy blue butt!
Baby got (blue) back!

(Kelethin face with Neriak booty
Baby got blue back!)

Yeah, baby ... when it comes to females, Felwithe ain't got nothin' to do with my selection. Rygorr legs and leather tops? Ha ha, only if she's an inkie rogue