by Anolis Crabcakes
based on "How The Grinch Stole Christmas" by Dr. Suess

Every n00b out in Freeport liked to beg alot,
But the Gnome, who lived just west of Freeport, did not!

Anolis hated begging! All newbies begging for loot!
Now, please don't ask why. No one quite knows the reason.
It could be his robe did not fit him quite right.
It could, perhaps, that his booze was to light.
But I think that the most likely reason of all
May have been that his resolution was set two sizes to small.

But whatever the reason,
His robe or his booze,
He stood there in North Qeynos,
Hating the n00bs.
Staring out from his house with a gnarled, gnome-like cringe,
At the swarms of n00bs fighting within.
For he knew every n00b outside the gates beneath
Was busy now, begging and speading their grief.

"And they're asking for SoWs!"
He snarled with a sneer,
"And begging for phat l3wt;
They're coming quite near!"
Then they begged, while he tried to ignore them by humming,
"I MUST find some way to stop newbies from coming!"