Friends In Low Level Places
lyrics by Mentheren
original/music "Friends In Low Places" by Garth Brooks

blame it all my lewts
i showed up in ss boots
and powered your crushbone group
the last one to zone
the last one to show
i was the last one you'd thought you'd see there
and i saw the surprise
and the awe in your eyes
when i took my sainys from my hand
and i gave it to you
said buddy i might be 52
but you've got to level too!

cus' i've got friends in low-level places
where the orcs train and bixies chase us
to the zooooone line
and sow is fine
oooo i'm not big on exp graces
think i'll slip on down to the OOOOOOasis
oooh i've got friends...
in low-level places.

well i guess i was wrong
i just don't belong
but then, i should be in seb
everythings okay
i'll just run away
and show my self to pooroort...
and i didn't mean
to ks that green
just give me an hour and then
i'll be exp'ing in sebilis
getting you lewts
that you'll auction for 1k pp!

cus' i've got friends in low-level places
where the orcs train and bixies chase us
to the zooooone line
and sow is fine
oooo i'm not big on exp graces
think i'll slip on down to the OOOOOOasis
oooh i've got friends...
in low-level places.

well i guess i was wrong
i just don't belong
but then, i should be in seb
everythings okay
i'll just run away
and show my self to pooroort...
and i didn't mean
to ks that green
just wait til you hit 14 fast...
then little druid
i'll head to dreadlands
and you can sow my ass!