Hibbie Relic Ninja
lyrics by Seiken
original/music "Hide Your Love Away" by The Beatles

Here they stand, Hibernias relic in hand, safely back in the keep
Since it's gone will the hibbies flame on, saying we're unleet?
When they're near, Albions cheer, each and every day
Middies whine and Hibbies cry, 'cause they hear us say

Hey! They've gone and stole your relic away!
Hey! They've gone and stole your relic away!

Why should they even try, they can never win,
Hearing them, seeing them, we can't help but grin
Hours of work, now elves look like jerks, it's been a hell of a day
Gather near and raise your beers, let them hear us say

Hey! They've gone and stole your relic away!
Hey! They've gone and stole your relic away!