I'm Thuper
lyrics by Daystar (aka Big Gay Dal)
original/music "I'm Super" by Trey Parker and Matt Stone

Gems are flying...Clerics are dying...
Abashi is crying Absor is lying too...
Rangers are killing...Female elves are Thrilling...
All EQ's Gone to hell but how are you?

I'm super!
Thanks for asking
All things considered
I couldn't be better
I must say

I'm feeling super
And nothin' bugs me
Everything is super when EQ's
Don't you think I look cute in this helm?

I'm so sorry, Mr. Furor,
But I just can't feel too bad for you right now
Cuz I'm feeling so plainly Thuper
That even the fact that you can't play can't bring me down

He's super, thanks for asking
All things considered, he couldn't be better
He must say

I'm super
No, nothing bugs me
Everything is super when you're
Don't you think i look cute in this helm
These little greaves
This matching tie i pharmed in Nagafens Eye!

With the 00bers and the Newbies as well (Ninja Loot!),
Big Gay Al says Do ask do tell (Spectres!)
Yes, he's super and he's Proud just to say
Everything is super when EQ's....Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
When it's Gay!