Look At Them Yo-Yos
lyrics by Daystar
original/music "Money For Nothing" by Dire Straights

That's the way you do it.
You ride your horses on DAoC.
That ain't Luclin, That's the way you do.
Get your horses for nothing but the monthly fee.

We gotta buy a whole new expansion!
New Graphics that look really craaaaapy!
We gotta protest the Warrens loot code!
We gotta see the new race of kittys!

Before you know it thier off killing little elfies,
and a kobold maybe here or there.
That lil Minstrel got a thousand realm points,
That lil Minstrel plays a drum that's actually there!

We gotta strum our flute when we're playing!
Little Stick looks so siiiiiiilly
We gotta order DAoC now
We gotta move to Albion Pleeeeeease.

I shoulda gone to the Mall on October 10th
I shoulda bought a copy or twos.
Look at em now they got a guild already started.
I'll come in later and be a big newbie fool!

We gotta run down to that old mailbox,
Oh Man DAoC isn't here again todaaaaaaay!
I think I just pulled the last of my hair out.
If it didn't come that would really be...Unfortunate.

I want D...I want D...I want DAoC!
I want D...I want D...I want DAoC!