Fourth Wall Song
from "Freeport Side Story"
lyrics by Mentheren-Daystar
original/music "West Side Story" by Leonard Bernstein & Stephen Sondheim

When you're Fourth Wall,
You're Fourth Wall all the way
From your first mug of ale
To your last dyin' day.
When you're Fourth Wall,
Let 'em do what they can.
You got guildmates around,
You're a family man!
You're never alone,
You're never disconnected!
You're home with your own:
When Trakanon's expected,
You're well protected!

Then you are set
With a capital "Four",
Better break out the wine
If you knock on our door.
When you're Fourth Wall,
You stay Fourth Wall!

When you're Fourth Wall,
You're the talk of the town,
They can never defeat you
Or push you around!

When you're Fourth Wall,
You're the uber-est thing:
Little elf, you're a giant;
Little dwarf, you're a king!

Fourth Wall is in gear,
Our swords are clickin'!
The n00bs will steer clear
'Cause ev'ry lewtwhore's a lousy chicken!

Here comes Fourth Wall
Like a bat out of hell.
Someone gets in our way,
Someone don't feel so well.

Here comes Fourth Wall:
Norrath, step aside!
Better lock up the booze,
Better run, better hide.

We're drawin' the line,
So keep your noses hidden!
We're hangin' a sign,
Says "D00ds forbidden"
And we ain't kiddin'!

Here comes Fourth Wall,
Yeah! An' we're gonna beat
Ev'ry last fekkin' guild
On the whole fekkin' street!
On the whole ever-Tunare-lovin' street!