Jessie's Gear
lryics by Daystar
original/music "Jessie's Girl" by Rick Springfield

Jessie is a friend, yeah, he's always been a good friend of mine
But lately something's changed, it ain't hard to define
Jessie's got himself some lewt and I wanna make it mine

And he's 0wnzoring all the mobs,
And He's Procin' with that Epic I just know it.
Yeah 'n' he's gettin in exp groups even when they aren't late at night

Chorus:
You know, I wish that I had Jessie's gear, I wish that I had Jessie's gear
Where can I find some phat lewt like that?

I play along with the charade, there doesn't seem to be a reason to upgrade
You know, I feel so dirty when I go and ninja-loot
I wanna try to buy it off him but he prolly wants Jboots.

'Cos he's 0wnzoring all the mobs!
And He's Procin with that Epic I just know it
And he gets in exp groups even when it's not late at night

chorus

Like Jessie's gear, I wish that I had Jessie's gear
Where can I find some Phat Lewt, where can I find some phat lewt like that

And I'm lookin' in EC all the time, wondering if merching is the thing for me.
I've been on raids, I've sucked up to the guild leaders
Ain't that the way it's supposed to be?

Tell me, where can I find some phat lewt like that

You know, I wish that I had Jessie's gear, I wish that I had Jessie's gear
I want Jessie's gear, where can I find some phat lewt like that, like
Jessie's gear, I wish that I had Jessie's gear, I want, I want Jessie's gear