All Along the Message Boards
lyrics by Daystar
original/music "All Along the Watchtower" by Bob Dylan

"There must be some kind of way out of here,"
said the Monkie to the Thief,
"Our classes are said to be overpowered,
I just can't get no relief,
Aradune, he made another company, Furor wants me nerfed
None of them who program the game know what balancing is worth

"No reason to get excited," the thief he kindly spoke,
"There are many among us here who think thier classes are but jokes,
But you and I, we've been fixed now, and this is not our fate,
So let us not speak falsely now, for PoP will probably be late!"

All along the Message Boards, Warriors kept the feud!
While all the trolls came and went, game developers too.

Out in the zone of Vex Thal, the Ubers did growl,
Nerfs on test server were approaching,
and the Knight Classes began to howl!