They're Phat (Lewtz)
lyrics by Wolfspirit
original/music "Bad" by Michael Jackson
inspiration due to "Fat" by "Weird Al" Yankovich

Your bank is full
Well mine is too.
Just watch your spawn,
or I'll KS you.
the word is out,
better watch me kite.
Cause I'm the king,
of Sebilite.
Camp on, Camp on, Camp on whole week, alright
My lewtz my lust,
My cycles don’t break.
I'm too much drood,
For you to take.
When rares on track,
I’m never far,
I've got more lewtz,
Than the Bazaar.
Well I never use the ebay,
and I never give out SoWs, when I'm going through my bank lewtz,
THEY TAKE UP 7 ROWS BECAUSE
Chorus:
They’re phat, They’re phat shumon! (really really phat)
They’re phat, They’re phat you know it! (really really phat)
They’re phat, They’re phat c'mon, y'know (really really phat)
Don't you call me KSer, drood or l33t, just tell me once again
What’s phat?

When I port in, to chase my tail
I take a hit from the Ring of Scale.
At Othmir beach, I'm a lucky guy,
When they see me come, they up and die.
If I have one more plat, or a mana robe.
I'll be on 5k overload.
When you're camping your first JBoots, I'm on my 23rd
The only way you’ll KS me is with MANA BURN because
CHORUS

If a Rallack Pack weighs 42 pounds, let me tell you once again,
What's phat?

If you see my quad coming your way,
Better give me plenty space.
If I tell you that I'm camping, then won't you heed my place because'
CHORUS

WOO WOO WOO WOO!! (when I say I camp the zone, I really mean I camp the zone)
Chorus x3

And the whole world knows They’re phat and proud of it Lemme tell you once again,
WHAT'S PHAT?