I Want a New Game
lyrics by Mentheren
original/music "I Want a New Drug" by Huey Lewis and the News

I want a new game
One that won't make me sick
Of all the post release changes
Or nerf my class to the thick

I want a new game
One that won't hurt my head
Figuring out all the skills and stats
Or make me read it all on the web.

One that won't make me nervous
Of reading a big flame from you
One that makes me feel like
I feel like when I'm playing Roller Coaster Tycoon!

I want a new game
One that won't crash
One that don't cost every month
Or take anything but cash

I want a new game
One that won't go away
One that will keep me up all night
One that will make miss work the next day.

One that won't make me nervous
Of reading a big flame from you
One that makes me feel like
I feel like when I'm playing Roller Coaster Tycoon!
(When I'm playing Roller Coaster Tycoon...)

I want a new game
One that does what it should
One that won't make me feel too bad
Or make me feel too good

I want a new game
One with some clout
One that won't make me all dramatic
Or make my guild freak out!

One that won't make me nervous
Of reading a big flame from you
One that makes me feel like
I feel like when I'm playing Roller Coaster Tycoon!
(When I'm playing Roller Coaster Tycoon...
playing RCT, baby, yeah!)