"Where Have All the Bard Boys Gone?"
lyrics by Mentheren
original/music "Where Have All the Cowboys Gone?" by Paula Cole

1...2...3...4...
da doo, da doo...

Oooh you get me ready for my 56 rezy
Why don't we go med here on the chasm?
Take shelter where the trains don't train
Would you like a buff or two of heroism?

I will do the healing, if you do everything else

Where is my Dalawang?
Where is my Manasong?
Where is my blueberry?
Where have all the bard boys gone?

Why don't you stay afk and watch a little tv?
I'll fix us a little something for exp?
Oh I know your wrists ache from hasting the five tanks
How do you take your buffs, my sweet?

I will find the group, if you do everything else...

Where is my Dalawang?
Where is my Manasong?
Where is my blueberry?
Where have all the bard boys gone?

I am wearing my new Donals tonight,
But fortunally, fortunally, I don't need you to notice me...
You logged without saying goodbye,
said goodbye...
said gooodbyyyeee...

We finally stopped casting when we got the epic
You took that job for 80 hours a week
You made friends in Camelot, you join them for a raid
Most everyday of the week...

I will three-box while you play DAOC...

Where is my Dalawang?
Where is my Manasong?
Where is my blueberry?
Where have all the bard boys gone?

Where is my Mana Man?
Where is my shiny bard?
Why am I stuck with a ranger?
Where have all the bard boys gone?

Yippie-yay, KEI... Yippie-yay, KEI...

Where is my Dalawang?
Where is my Manasong?
Where is my blueberry?
Where have all the bard boys gone?