Beer
lyrics by Aurora
original/music "Beer for my Horses" by Toby Keith

Well a man come in the Koada’Vie Grill
Said somebody’s been shot, somebody’s been killed
Some wizard blew up Qeynos
Then ran off to Cobalt Scar
That wizard got away
But he didn’t get too far
No, he didn’t get too far…

Justice is the one thing you should always find
You got to saddle up your boys
You got to draw a hard line
When the spell effects settle we’ll sing a victory tune
And we’ll all meet back at the local saloon
We’ll raise up our glasses against evil forces
Singing whiskey for my men, beer for my horses

Old Gaedan told young Riltle, back in my day, son
Those Iksar had to answer for the deeds that they done
Take all the rope in Norrath find a tall druid tree,
Round up all of them bad boys, hang them high in the street
For all the people to see that

Justice is the one thing you should always find
You got to saddle up your boys
You got to draw a hard line
When the spell effects settle we’ll sing a victory tune
And we’ll all meet back at the local saloon
We’ll raise up our glasses against evil forces
Singing whiskey for my men, beer for my horses

We got too many necros doing dirty deeds
We’ve got too much corruption, too many orcs in the streets
It’s time the hammers of Tribunal put a few more in the ground
Send ’em all to their maker and he’ll settle ’em down
You can bet he’ll set ’em down ’cause

Justice is the one thing you should always find
You got to saddle up your boys
You got to draw a hard line
When the spell effects settle we’ll sing a victory tune
And we’ll all meet back at the local saloon
We’ll raise up our glasses against evil forces
Singing whiskey for my men, beer for my whoreses… er I mean horses…