Rock Da Crushbone
lyrics by Gaedan Mentheren
original/music "Rock Da Casbah" by The Clash

Now the Emporer told the lego men
You have to let those belts drop
To oil down the leveling way
He's been shakin' to the uber
D'Vinn he drove his train
He went a' cruisin' down the courtyard
The mezzin was a' standing
On the pawns and cenntss...

D'Vinn don't like it
Rockin' da Crushbone
Rock da Crushbone
D'Vinn don't like it
Rockin' da Crushbone
Rock da Crushbone

By order of the Prophet
They ban that newbie sound
Delevel the bard faithful
With that craaaazy Crushbone sound
But the Bards they brought out
The twinked walrus drum
The local lute of the howler
Got his guitar picking paw
As soon as the D'Vinn
Had cleared the courtyard
They began to waaaiiilll...

D'Vinn don't like it
Rockin' da Crushbone
Rock da Crushbone
D'Vinn don't like it
Rockin' da Crushbone
Rock da Crushbone

Now over at the slavers
Oh! They really pack 'em in
The in crowd say it's cool
To dig this exp thing
But as the wind changed direction
The slavemasters took five
The crowd caught a wiff
Of that crazy Crushbone jive

D'Vinn don't like it
Rockin' da Crushbone
Rock da Crushbone
D'Vinn don't like it
Rockin' da Crushbone
Rock da Crushbone

The Emporer called up his legonaires
He said you better earn your exp-aayyy
Drop those newbs between the slaver huts
Down the Crushbone way
As soon as D'Vinn was
Trained outta there
The bards tuned to
The /gu radio blare
As soon as D'Vinn was
Outta their hair
The legonaires waiiiillllled

D'Vinn don't like it
Rockin' da Crushbone
Rock da Crushbone
D'Vinn don't like it
Rockin' da Crushbone
Rock da Crushbone
He thinks it's not balanced!

D'Vinn don't like it
Fundamentally he can't tank it!
Rockin' da Crushbone
Rock da Crushbone

D'Vinn don't like it
You know he wants to nerf it!
Rockin' da Crushbone
Rock da Crushbone