Halfling Paradise
lyrics by Wolfspirit
original/music "Gangstas Paradise" by Coolio
inspiration due to "Amish Paradise" by "Weird Al" Yankovich

As I walk through the valley where I harvest my beets
I take a look at my wife and realize she’s got hairy feet
Well, that’s just perfect for a Halfling like me
You see we shun fancy things like electrolysis

Early in the morning I’m Charming Crows
Leetdewdz quadding reds and Portu SoWs
Well I’ve been quadding and SoWing so long
That even Lewtzrphat thinks I’ve got no dong.

I’m a druid of the land
I’m into S&M
Got a ‘Blower in my hand
And a Veil on my chin
But if I’ve finished all of my Mobs
And ding AA twice
Then tonight we’re going to party like
It’s Disney Live on Ice

We’ve been spending most our lives
Living in a Halfling paradise
I’ve killed Bixies once or twice
Living in a Halfling paradise
It’s hard work and sacrifice
Living in a Halfling paradise
We sell pelts at discount price
Living in a Halfling paradise