Uber Twink
lyrics by Wolfspirit
original/music "Superfreak" by Rick James, bitch.

She's got a level Sixty main
Or perhaps an older brother
All that matters is she's got about the right gear
For a level Fifty Nine, ow girl
She likes to solo the reds
She says that she hates her 5 sec down time
When I see her solo stuff that'd make a High Priest sweat
I think "go LD please"

That girl is pretty wild now
The girl's an Uber Twink
Her gear'll make you drool more
Than Playboy magazine
Her skills are pretty stinky
The girl's an Uber Twink
I really hate to see her
Every time we meet

She's all right, she's all right
Don't touch her spawn, yeah
She's an Uber Twink, Uber Twink
She's Uber-Twinky, yow
Uber Twink, Uber Twink

She’s got very Twinky gear
The kind of gear you want, you know
From her Head down to her Fungi
Down to her Feet, yeah
And she’ll wait to Kill Steal my rares with her guildmates
(In an uber guild)
Going back to Lower Guk
There’s no such things as camps to her she says
I want to kill that Lord you’re fighting
When she steals it I get incensed, whine and camp out.
It’s such a freaky scene

Her skills are pretty stinky
The girl's an Uber Twink
Her gear'll make you drool more
Than Playboy magazine
I really hate to see her
Every time we meet
She's all right, she's all right
Don't touch her spawn, yeah
She's an Uber Twink, Uber Twink
She's Uber-Twinky, yow
Uber Twink, Uber Twink

Everybody sing!
Ohhhhh
Uber Twink, Uber Twink!