Sultans of Binge
lyrics by Eebooboo
original/music "Sultans of Swing" by Dire Straights

You kill an orc pawn in the dark
It's been raining in the fay but meantime
South of Kelethin you stand and you kill everything
A bard is playing selo's double four time
You feel alright when you hear that pansy sing

Now you step in Crushbone but you see too many faces
Coming in out of the rain to see Dvinn go down
Competition with other newbies
But the Wall, we're having a ball
Way on up north, way on up north kelethin

Check out Archmagus, he knows all the putz
Who tries to get the SMR to wear or for epic turn-in
But silversilk leggings is all he will drop
When he sees Naan in the light of the lower guk lamp

And Jhunpei doesn't mind if he doesn't get the robe
He's got a ragebringer, he's doing alright
He is always uber-hasted like anything
Saving it up for Friday raids
With the Sultans, with the Sultans of Binge

And a crowd of young boys they're drinking around in the corner
Drunk and dressed in their best banded and their quested robes
They don't give a damn about any Ueber sounding bands
It ain't what they'd call rock and roll
And the Sultans, yeah the Sultans said "Huzzah!"
(Huzzah!)

And then the man he steps right up to the microphone
And says at last just as the time bell rings
"Thank you goodnight now it's time to go home"
and he makes it fast with one more thing
'We are the Sultans, We are the Sultans of Binge"