Yarr, tis Cap'n Black Jack Bonney here, tellin' all ye scurvy land-lubbers that today be "Talk Like a Pirate Day", meanin' ye best make with tha "Yarr"s and the "Arrgh"s lest ye be keel-hauled or made to walk th' plank! And to celebrate this momentous ohkays... occah... event, we be flyin' th' Jolly Rodgers high today, declarin' our plunderin' intensh... in.. ways to all that have eyes to see! So draw a pint o' th' grog, ye mateys and grab ye favorite wench, for tis a day to speak like a sea-dog!

Arrr ye mateys!