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Welcome, all, to the House of Heartbreak. Your host this evening is your very own Dogmeat.
For a while there, it looked like Jersey Window Tossers were on their way to their first victory of the year, but like they say in Rio, "Hey don't blame us, blame it on Barlyic..." Better jokes will come when the union negociations are completed.
LaDainian Tomlinson had a stellar day, rushing 200 (!!) yards including one TD, but the deciding factor was Kansas City's win over the Raiders last night, proving once again that the weekend doesn't end on Monday. Next week Dogmeat goes against the slumping Song of Nephilim, in hopes of his first W.
In other news, my own SF 69ers have been climbing the ladder, with their fourth win in a row. The uncanny Sweedish Elks have gone undefeated since their first week loss, securing first place by points by a one-game margin. The Sultans of Sugar-High, Need More T-P, have taken a steady drop to the middle of the pack. Next week should be a big one.
| SF Sixty Niners (gaedan) | 61.00 |
| Mantahs Misfits (Mantrius) | 59.00 |
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| Bisbee Ballsmashers (Wade) | 58.00 |
| Need More T-P! | 44.00 |
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| Unkempt dr00ds (Scyllz) | 57.00 |
| Song of Nephilim (Kindira) | 29.00 |
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| Defenestrators (Dogmeat) | 43.00 |
| Poptarts (Barly) | 47.00 |
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| Hooning Elks (Keru) | 74.00 |
| Da Bearslayers (Matz) | 45.00 |
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Congratulations to the pride of Sweeden, the Hooning Elks for taking the most points in week seven, raking up 74 big ones, Kindira's Song of Nephilim suffers two weeks in a row - he finished with 29 points.
Standings after week seven:
Rank Team Name W-L-T Win % PTS Streak
1 Hooning Elks 6-1-0 .857 470.00 W-6
2 Unkempt dr00ds 6-1-0 .857 406.00 W-1
3 Da Bearslayers 4-3-0 .571 433.00 L-1
4 SF Sixty Niners 4-3-0 .571 389.00 W-4
5 Need More T-P! 4-3-0 .571 378.00 L-3
6 Mantahs Misfits 3-4-0 .429 397.00 L-1
7 Bisbee Ballsmashers 3-4-0 .429 387.00 W-1
8 Poptarts 3-4-0 .429 290.00 W-2
9 Song of Nephilim 2-5-0 .286 322.00 L-2
10 Defenestrators 0-7-0 .000 349.00 L-7
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