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THE DEFENSTRATORS WIN! THE DEFENSTRATORS WIN! THE DEFENSTRATORS WIN!
At 0-7, Dogmeat's window tossers looked at the curse of Monday Night Football like an immovable force, a law unto itself. After a lopsided game in Tempe*, Dog has nixed the final 0 in the W-L columns. However, not all is peaches and cream for everyone - Kindira suffers another hard loss, his third in a row; Wade's Ballsmashers seemed to have missed the mark; and Xaaz's Conholio Clan prove that all it takes to win is Priest Holmes.
All in all, it was a low scoring week - Xaaz had half his team on bye week (and still kicked the snot out of me), the oft-high-scoring Elks managed to squeeze out only a handful of points, and only two teams got more than 54 points.
| SF Sixty Niners (gaedan) | 37.00 |
| Need More T-P! (Xaaz) | 54.00 |
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| Bisbee Ballsmashers (Wade) | 12.00 |
| Hooning Elks (Keru) | 53.00 |
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| Unkempt dr00ds (Scyllz) | 84.00 |
| Mantahs Misfits (Mantrius) | 51.00 |
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| Defenestrators (Dogmeat) | 36.00 |
| Song of Nephilim (Kindira) | 32.00 |
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| Poptarts (Barly) | 91.00 |
| Da Bearslayers (Matz) | 54.00 |
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Congratulations to the official breakfast of the High Seas, the Poptarts for the most points in week eight, raking up a whopping 91, The Ballsmashers of Bisbee set an all-time low, scoring a pathetic 12 points.
Standings after week eight:
Rank Team Name W-L-T Win % PTS Streak
1 Hooning Elks 7-1-0 .875 523.00 W-7
2 Unkempt dr00ds 7-1-0 .875 490.00 W-2
3 Need More T-P! 5-3-0 .625 432.00 W-1
4 Da Bearslayers 4-4-0 .500 487.00 L-2
5 SF Sixty Niners 4-4-0 .500 425.00 L-1
6 Poptarts 4-4-0 .500 381.00 W-3
7 Mantahs Misfits 3-5-0 .375 448.00 L-2
8 Bisbee Ballsmashers 3-5-0 .375 399.00 L-1
9 Song of Nephilim 2-6-0 .250 354.00 L-3
10 Defenestrators 1-7-0 .125 385.00 W-1
* - Monday Night Football was played at Sun Devil Stadium in Tempe, AZ. The wildfires near San Diego forced thousands to take shelter at Qualcomm Stadium. Over a thousand homes have been lost and 17 people have died in the fires in Southern California and Mexico. Please take a moment to recognize the losses the people of San Diego, Los Angeles and Ensenada have suffered, and the bravery of over 8,000 firefighters battling these fires.
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