It's the second year of a time honored and gloried tradition of Fantasy Football in the Wall, new faces have stepped into the ring and a few old ones gracefully staggered/fell/ran from the limelight.

Many people were dragged kicking and screaming, complaining that they had no idea how to do this. That they didn't know the players. That they didn't enjoy being touched where their bathing suit covers.

But they will soon know the sheer ORGASMIC pleasure of FOURTH WALL CYBER FANTASY LEAGUE TWO THOUSAND FOUR!

Damn that's a huge acronym.

As we do every year, since the last one, we started things off with a random draft. This gives people without, as the public calls it, "sports knowledge," fairly have a team built for their lazy tuckases. Did I spell tuckases right?

This year, some of us showed we had grew up a bit and had new stratedgies to unfurl and a rampant wave of trading swept the land. Fingers were crossed and hands shook as players packed their virtual reality bags and headed to new stadiums to train for the spirit crushing and booty shaking phenomenon known as FOURTH WALL CYBER FANTASY LEAGUE TWO THOUSAND FOUR!

As week one approached some of us had lost interest or forgot, some of us (Matz) grew OC complexes and spent hours shifting a kicker from benched to starting with a little line of drool dripping from the corner of a freakishly insane grin.

I think I've regaled you enough, perhaps it's time to actually show the results of week one!

Unkempt dr00ds (Scyllz) 78.65 (W) vs. Misfits Return (Mantrius) 74.53

The Dirty Commies (Dogmeat) 95.60 (W) vs. Elks of Undeath (Keru) 57.32

Bisbee Bastards (Dedpool) 42.96 vs. Da Bearslayers (Matz) 111.52 (W)

Polite Cockslaps (Gaedan) 60.27 vs. Firefoxin Buffalos (Holt) 95.56 (W)

Vulgar Waffles (Cosik) 48.73 vs. Frayed Knots (Krimlon) 57.35 (W)

Flagrant Grimace (Ktull) 88.89 (W) vs. Canadian Socialists (Seiken) 77.50

PrettyPinkPrincesses (Xilasrn) 108.79 (W) vs. Poptarts To Go (Barly) 64.68

Congrats to the highest scoring team this week: Da Bearslayers (Matz) 111.52

Condolences to the lowest scoring team this week: Bisbee Bastards (Dedpool) 42.96

Week two is almost upon us! Perpare yourself and gird thy loins for the next edition of: FOURTH WALL CYBER FANTASY LEAGUE TWO THOUSAND FOUR!

And that means actually looking at your players and perhaps checking Fanball.com to see how they'll play..