Jenny Craig, where are you? That fat ass is lookin' a little slim these days.

I just got off the phone from a pedulent Scyllz, who apparently just called to say he's sorry. And after my 69ers just manhandled the dr00ds, he should be. One measly game in the lead and with Matz gunning for the top slot, next week's game is looking like the biggest of the year - a Matz win ties the league for the first time since week five and ties the series match up. Plus with a 100 point lead over the fatasses, well, folks, we have us a race.

no one can hear you /shout TRAIN!

In honor of the recent theatrical release of Alien: The Director's Cut, I'd like to post a few pictures of those Fourth Wall boys up to no good. So, what happens when you take a monk, two rogues and a shaman, group 'em up and take them to The Grey? Trains... lots of trains. Matter of fact, I think we were kiting roughly 20-30 golems at once. Here's a few screenshots:

So yeah... I was talking to a former guildmate of mine last night in PoK... and he said something to me that gave me reason to pause and think. "Y'know...", he said, "I think I'd still be in Fourth Wall if it wasn't so small...". Well, yeah, we may be small (at least on EQ), but we have a hell of a lot of heart! So, gather around kiddies! It's story time with Uncle Spicer! I'm gonna tell you just how much ass we DO kick, despite how small we are.

The fat ass lead gets bigger - the battle of the league's best ended with a Scyllz win and a presumably AFK Keru (where was your defense, sir?) slides to 2 behind the dr00ds.

Other than the battle of the top two, the week went exactly opposite from Week 1's matchups - Dogmeat with his second win easily manhandled the Cornholio Clan of Xaaz; Matz took a solid W over Kindira; I beat my archnemesis and rival, the Ballsmashers. I would not have want to have been Mantrius Monday Night at 5 pacific, however. Coming into MNF's game, Mantrius was headed for the worst of the worst in points, scoring only 9 over the weekend.

The fat as cat of the Unkept Dr00ds is back on top.

After Keru got edged out by my Sixty-Niners, the Sweede is no longer riding the top in points, back to one game behind Scyllz. We go back to Week One, Scyllz vs. the Elks - the dr00ds beat Keru easily, but it was a rare low scoring week for the Meatballs. We could be seeing a new tie and Scyllz's second loss on the year here, folks.

Meanwhile, in Heartbreaksville, Dogmeat scores 92 points only to be out done by the Misfit's 96 - however, with the T-P Tribe's owner seemingly AFK (how many weeks can you start Rich Gannon, really?) - can Dogmeat find the same magic to outdo Priest Holmes? Da Bearslayers and my 69ers could also benefit from a Scyllz loss, assuming we can beat previous early losses to the Song of Nephilim and the slumping Ballsmashers.

Stay tuned - week ten is only a... er... week... away.