Welcome to the new Fourth Wall!

Well, at least the website is new, and while we do not have a complete site just yet, the basic structure is ready for information to be filled in and to be used as a jumping off point for all information regarding the Fourth Wall. If you're not familiar with the Fourth Wall, let me summarize: The Fourth Wall is a group of gamers brought together by a common love of gaming, friendship, and of course, ale. Fourth Wall claims no specific game afilliation, although we do have in-game constructs, our two largest being Everquest and Dark Ages of Camelot. Membership in the Fourth Wall means to be either tagged in game with the name <Fourth Wall>, to have been tagged at one time and to have left the guild in good standing, or to simply be affiliated with the body of people that call themselves Fourth Wall. We are family and friends above all, and our gaming philosphies reflect this.

For more information about the Fourth Wall, visit our History

New to the Fourth Wall Store this season:

• Fourth Wall Steins! This is a must for every 4Wer and perfect for drinking your ale (or, if you're an underage Waller, your favorite soda). After all, we're all about Ale and Whores.
• Fourth Wall Calendar! This is the perfect way to keep track of the days while you're loaded up with ale.
• Infant/Toddler Shirts! Since we've had an influx of baby 4Wers, we've added a shirt just so they don't feel left out.
• Fourth Wall Ornament! Trim the tree in true 4W style with this eye-catching ornament featuring the Koada'Vie Girl we all know and love.
• Our special surprise item, inspired by 4W's favorite manwhore, Scyllz. This one's just for you. :)

Remember, all 4W items are at cost. There is no markup and no one (aside from maybe CafePress) is making anything off of these. You can buy confident in the knowledge that you're not being ripped off. Enjoy!

Heh heh... not much to say, see for yourself.

I know, I know. I'm an evil, evil woman. What do you expect? At least I didn't "hack" it like last year ;) (If you don't know what this is about, click here.)

Me Kanja. Me not too smart, but me been taught in da ways of da Masters. Me's an alright sorta guy, I guess, just train, kill leets, do all the things dey say you should do. I do like a gud whiskey, and dat's what starts dis tale, cus me met a whole lots of peoples that like to drink... and kill clanners, me likes that too. I smashed one the utta day... was gud. Anyway, dis ebil lookin' guy Archant starts dis burro... beuro, tis department, and he says we gunna kill clanners. Right after we head to Baboons. Me like Baboons.

Er, sorry about that folks, rabid Atrox bit my ankle and started posting. Fourth Wall is now an official department of Omni Tek!! That's right, the Department of Getting Drunk and Shooting Clanners, code name Fourth Wall is founded under Evil Director Archant to carry out his daiblocial plans of Baboon's domination. If you still think I'm crack, it's quite alright. For more information, please check out the about page for more information!