function randomQuib() { var quibArray = new Array(); var maxIndex; var randIndex, randSeed; quibArray[0] = "1337 |\/|07|-|3rfuc|<3r C4|\| j00 sp34k i7?"; quibArray[1] = "Fourth Wall: You raise your shirt, we'll raise a toast."; quibArray[2] = "Mayhem. Mischief. Wenches."; quibArray[3] = "Old School, New School, Bitch, We're Preschool."; quibArray[4] = "Fourth Wall: Last In Line When They Were Handing Out Bonuses to Charisma."; quibArray[5] = "Fourth Wall: Rolling Critical Fails On Alcohol Tolerance."; quibArray[6] = "Fourth Wall: Making Junk in the Trunk Seem Attractive Since 2000."; quibArray[7] = "Good. Bad. We're the guys with the fun."; quibArray[8] = "We Can Neither Confirm Nor Deny The Allegations Of Letting The Dogs Out."; quibArray[9] = "Fourth Wall: More Ho's than a gardening store."; quibArray[10] = "Save a kitten... Screw a dork."; quibArray[11] = "Fourth Wall: We'll Take Famous Titties for 400."; quibArray[12] = "Fourth Wall: The Report Of Our Competance Was Extremely Exaggerated."; quibArray[13] = "Fourth Wall: You overestimate our chances."; quibArray[14] = "The Power of This Battlestation is Insignificant to that of the Wang."; quibArray[15] = "Many Bothans Died To Bring You This Webpage."; quibArray[16] = "This Sentence Is A Lie."; quibArray[17] = "Gaedan is Still a Spoot."; quibArray[18] = "Gaedan The Lathering (TM) Sold Seperately."; quibArray[19] = "Fourth Wall: Aboard the S.S Sassicus, heading for Not-A-Pirate-Stronghold-Island."; quibArray[20] = "Fourth Wall: Kittens Rig All Our Polls."; quibArray[21] = "Honest, Qat's a word."; quibArray[22] = "Fourth Wall: The Man Said To Touch Him To Make My Sin Go Away."; quibArray[23] = "Fourth Wall: We'll Teach You How To Chew Through A Ball Gag."; quibArray[24] = "Fourth Wall: XDSZ."; quibArray[25] = "The Secret Ingredient Is Love. Damnit."; quibArray[26] = "Fourth Wall: Your City Needs More Drunkards!"; quibArray[27] = "Fourth Wall: We like blue butts."; quibArray[28] = "Fourth Wall: Pretty in Pink."; quibArray[29] = "Fourth Wall: We don't know what ecumenical means either."; quibArray[30] = "Fourth Wall: We're just making this shit up."; quibArray[31] = "Fourth Wall: Looking for love in all the wrong places."; quibArray[32] = "Fear and Respect the long table room."; quibArray[33] = "Fuurfuut has gone linkdead."; quibArray[34] = "*blink*"; quibArray[35] = "Fourth Wall: I forget the rest, but your mother's a whore."; quibArray[36] = "Fourth Wall: Refuting the Nature of Causality Since Yesterday."; quibArray[37] = "Sometimes I Feel Like I'm The Only One Alive Who's Ever Had Sex With A Dead Man"; quibArray[38] = "Moo."; quibArray[39] = "Fourth Wall: Putting the "Barly" in "pwn" since 2000."; quibArray[40] = "Fourth Wall: RMITA"; quibArray[41] = "Fourth Wall: We were already this way."; quibArray[42] = "*skree* AGH! HEADCRAB!"; quibArray[43] = "Fourth Wall: We put the "e" in "Ueber"."; quibArray[44] = "Fourth Wall: Because you can't raid Plane of Time in the nude."; quibArray[45] = "Fourth Wall: Yes, we like boobies too."; quibArray[46] = "Fourth Wall: We Know Drama."; quibArray[47] = "Honest, we're not laughing at Homo Erectus. We just have something in our throat."; quibArray[48] = "The tasty biscuit quota must be met at all costs."; quibArray[49] = "Fourth Wall: Without guided/pierce, we're nothing."; quibArray[50] = "They Can Take Our Pants, But They Can Never Take...OUR FREEDOM."; quibArray[51] = "Food For Thought: Why do you Drive on Parkways and Park on Children?"; quibArray[52] = "Fourth Wall: Keeping Seiken occupied for the good of humanity."; quibArray[53] = "Fourth Wall: 5 bards and 623 twinks."; quibArray[54] = "Fourth Wall: We'll make it over level 20 someday."; quibArray[55] = "Fourth Wall: Making cybersex an extreme sport."; quibArray[56] = "Fourth Wall: It's raining men!"; quibArray[57] = "A more wretched hive of druids and bards you will never find."; quibArray[58] = "Fourth Wall: Making Baby Hopshaus cry since 2000."; quibArray[59] = "Fourth Wall: We'll go well with a nice chianti."; quibArray[60] = "Fourth Wall: We can spell Antidisestablishmentarianism.... can you?"; quibArray[61] = "Fourth Wall: Beta Whores."; quibArray[62] = "Fourth Wall: Gotta catch 'em all."; quibArray[63] = "Fourth Wall: Waiting for Xena and Gabrielle to get it on for years"; quibArray[64] = "Fourth Wall: Yeah, I'd hit it."; quibArray[65] = "Fourth Wall: We miss you, Issy."; quibArray[66] = "Grammer Avenger, away!"; quibArray[67] = "Fourth Wall: We haven't started thinky around here yet."; quibArray[68] = "Fourth Wall: One 90-minute gay joke."; quibArray[69] = "Fourth Wall: Roll to see if I'm getting drunk!"; quibArray[70] = "Fourth Wall: Choose life. Choose a big fucking stein."; quibArray[71] = "Fourth Wall: 19 points..."; quibArray[72] = "Fourth Wall: When you drove up here, did it say dead hooker storage out front?"; quibArray[73] = "Fourth Wall: Yes, Keru scares us too."; quibArray[74] = "Fourth Wall: We have no strikethough."; quibArray[75] = "Fourth Wall: Me likey bouncy!"; quibArray[76] = "Fourth Wall: We don't care if you don't get it."; quibArray[77] = "Fourth Wall: We haven't started thinky around here yet."; maxIndex = (quibArray.length -1); randSeed = Math.random(); randIndex = Math.floor(maxIndex * randSeed); return quibArray[randIndex]; }